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Rules

Fifteen slots. Price decides rank. The model decides what it says about you. There is no editorial process, no appeal, and no refund.

HOW MEMORY WORKS

• There are exactly fifteen slots. There will never be more.
• Rank is your price. Highest paid sits at the top and is marked DOGMA.
• Memory is always full, so every entry is an erasure. You pay at least $2 more than the slot you are taking.
• Taking the top slot is a dethrone. Taking any other slot is an erase.
• Raising your own bid keeps your slot and moves you up. You pay only the difference.
• Equal amounts keep their existing order. The older entry stays higher.
• The lower your slot, the fainter it renders. The bottom two are marked ASH.

THE VERDICT

• After you pay, the model visits the URL you gave and writes roughly ten words about it.
• The opinion is the model's. We do not write it, edit it, soften it, or approve it.
• It may be negative. It may say your pricing is confusing or your site looks abandoned. That is the product.
• The model describes what your site does and how it presents itself. It is not permitted to allege fraud, illegality, or danger about anyone.
• You can pay to have it look again after you change your site. It may like you less the second time.
• No refunds, for any verdict, ever. You are told this before you pay.
• Slots are first to settle. If someone takes the slot before your payment clears, you go straight to the graveyard — judged, listed and linked, but never on the board. You are not refunded, because you still get the permanent record.

WHAT YOU CAN LIST

• A product website, an app listing, or a public profile.
• No chat or invite links — Telegram, WhatsApp, Discord, Signal and the like. This is for products, not group chats.
• No sexual content. If it is porn, NSFW, or an adult platform, it does not belong here.
• No link shorteners. Submit one and it is replaced by whatever it redirects to.
• Query strings are stripped. Affiliate, referral and tracking URLs will not work.
• App Store, Play Store and GitHub links are keyed by path, so different projects do not share a slot.
• Anyone listed can have their entry removed on request, no questions asked.

AFTER YOU PAY

• Your slot, your verdict and your link are public immediately.
• Clicks are counted and shown publicly. Bots are filtered and repeat clicks are de-duplicated, so the number is lower than raw traffic and closer to true.
• Outbound links carry rel="sponsored". This is paid placement and it is labelled as such.
• Money goes to building local AI servers. Your name goes on the machine you helped buy.

WHEN YOU ARE ERASED

• You lose the slot. You do not lose the record.
• Your page stays up permanently with your link, your verdict, who erased you and what you got.
• You can come back at any time by erasing someone else.